Meat is Murder

Day off!?! Sunday is my day off in the gym too so like 23 planets must have aligned for me to get so lucky to have abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do today. List of my day-off accomplishments: (in no particular order)

- bought mouthwash

- ate 1/2 box Chicken in a Biskit

I actually bought 2 boxes of these super tasty treats because the store had a 75% off sale on the stuff.. I even gave one box away to my buddy Matt who is totally sick. I thought it would be a nice gesture but he only repaid me by actually coughing on me, directly onto my skin – like cough spray on my skin – 3 fucking times during the day. Yeah, this is the same dude who I wrote that song that goes like Spiderman and has to do with his utter lack of hygene and grooming and picking up trash around his area and stuff like that. So the third time he coughed on me and my face and the fucking food I was eating and I was like .. ‘OK, thats it dude.. that’s 3 fucking times in one day that you coughed directly right onto my fucking skin and you know you are sick.. whats up? are you trying to get me sick or what? dude.. just go away from me right now.’ and the whole tent was laughing like it was a joke and Matt kinda short-circuited.. like I could see into his brain as it was frantically trying to follow these formulas and shit.. like terminator view he was running through all these hundreds of options. [terminator view options] (am i being made fun of (y/n)) (is this serious(y/n)) (start fighting (y/n)) (what do i say to look cool and make everyone laugh at him instead of me {scanning}) {scanning} {scanning}/.. sparks and electric arcs and smoke starting coming out of his head as he searched for the appropriate response and I just walked off. I hope I don’t get sick.. good thing I got that mouthwash.. that stuff cures everything.

- downloaded key generator for Doom 3 so that all the guys here at camp can play networked

- played on my guitar

- checked email

- downloaded music off the internet

- sat around and shared funny stories with my buddies (these stories all seemed to revolve around alcohol, girls, and going to the bathroom)

- ate lunch at a new chow hall.

Noah and I took one of our armored vehicles and went over to a new chow hall at Camp Victory for lunch. The place was super neat and clean and the food was great but nothing is ever what it seems. After being in the place for about 2 minutes I realized that I was in some kind of twilight zone scenario. Everything seemed fine but actually shit was hitting the fan. It was one of those times where you are out and around a bunch of people all going about their day and you just start fucking freaking out on everything and feel like youre gonna scream. There was seriously something wrong with that chow hall. The weird looking people and the weird was everything was moving. The feng shui of the room configuration or maybe it was built on indian burial grounds.. It was like everything was altered, everything was twisted like.. everything was just off in a tiny inappriciable way that you can’t quite put your finger on but when it all gets put together it becomes a twisted freakish nightmare. The way a girl moves her eyes, a mole on some guys neck, the clatter of plastic spoons on the floor, the strange mixture of grease smells, the sublimenal half-heard fragments of a thousand conversations all swelling up together and spilling over the top. The room was extremely well lit, there were no shadows, but the place felt dark. The place had the feel of things that it did not outwardly express. Ugh I dunno.. I thought that it might just be my subjective point of view that was all fucked up.. I even asked a girl at our table if the place seemed weird (she prolly thought I was the only weird thing in there)… anyway..

For lunch I ate:

1 x fried chicked breast

1 x fried chicked thigh

1 x large scoop of spaghetti noodles w/ meat sauce poured on top (the meat sauce had kidney beans in it.. i think that may be one of the glitches in the matrix I was talking about earlier)

1 x bowl of fresh broccoli and carrots w/ small portion italian dressing

2 x boxes of white grapefruit juice

1 x box of low fat milk

1 x chocolate chocolate chip cookie

thats about it for lunch.

- turned my laundry in to get cleaned

- ok.. well it’s only 6:40 in the evening so I’m probably gonna do all kind of other stuff that I just havent done yet. This list will have to be finished off later on today or maybe some other time..

ooh.. I almost forgot.

- updated the web page (later dudes!)

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