Uncle Haji Wants YOU!
I got sick the other day administering PT tests to dirty, smelly, straight-off-the-streets Iraqi dudes (we volunteered to help out some buddies who needed a hand). I guess they just put out a recruiting poster.. I got a pic of one around here somewhere. By the way, the dudes we screened looked nowhere near as healthy as the fuckers in the poster (and what’s with that chicks creepy grin as she holds that AK???). Anyway, so I was totally influenzified and pissed off about how everything is going over here (thinking I shouldn’t have bought that million dollars worth of Iraqi dinar) and needed to use that energy on the site. I am still trying to figure out whether or not to make music videos of some of the shit going on here, I have a few new songs that I think would crack the shit out of you guys and there are prolly a few funny things we could record to make a nice little rack of lamb.. One involves my buddy Matt (goes to the tune of Spiderman) and is generally about his lack of hygene and being dirty all the time. The other is a 
parody about the weak-ass blue collared shirts that we have to wear .. first line of the song is (imagine a folksy acoustic crap sound that makes you want to eat a bullet) “Blue shirt, fancy free.. I love screwSIS PSD” the song generally degrades from there. Anyway, so I know the last posting here was totally a bitch session but most of it was fairly factual, prolly just had to whine for a while. Half way mark is tomorrow BIATCH!
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